Christmas' Plans

After having a discussion with my cousin sisters by SMS, we came out with a few plans for the up coming Christmas Eve and day.

Plan#1

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If they are force to stay over night at our grandma's house, i'll think twice first before follow them, because that place was known as 'hell' to us since we have no freedom at that place, every few minutes sure got someone call us to eat lunch or go to bed and blah blah blah..... Actually, the plan will be the same like last year if they stay there....

Plan#2

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If they are allow to sleep over my place, we'll buy snack foods and drinks to celebrate our own Christmas and Birthday party together at night, we maybe will go shopping and watch movie too since Vanessa never been to cinema before. Day time is our movie, gossip and story writing time (Battle Royale), we only play Xbox or PS2 at night unless we're really really boring.

Plan#3 (at my grandma's house)

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If all of my three other cousins from Kelantan confirm will come, we'll play either UNO and ObsCure 2 according to our last year's plan, i'll let them choose their favourite character in ObsCure 2, if they are lucky, maybe they will play as Shannon, Stan or Corey (the longest gameplay characters), if not, they will play as Kenny, Mei or Jun (the shortest gameplay characters), once their character died in the story, they are force to watch the others to play, give them a surprise who really survive the event^^

Plan#4 (at my house)

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If all of my three other cousins from Kelantan confirm will come, we'll change the snacks to fry chicken, french fries and nugget to celebrate our Reunion, Birthday and Christmas party, of course the time still will set at night, we plan to fry it by ourself. The next day, we'll go some buy flours and splash each other at the park near my house and we have to cancel the shopping plan.

Next Target

My bro is going to download and burn these game for the xbox version, it almost same like Halo and Counter Strike, so i think it a very cool FPS shooting game.

Too bad, we cant play coop mode in these game......

Dammit!

Urgh! I cant believe that my brother went to buy the apple laptop instead of the LCD TV and Xbox360! House already got 2 computers liao still want to buy 2 (1 of them is normal brand) more laptops, dammit!!!

Masturbation Lesson

Dont worry, it's not a porn movie but a funny tv show called "Weeds". I found this video clip from one of the episode in Youtube, so enjoy the show and hope you can laugh a bit^^ If you dont understand what is he talking about, here's the subtitle:

Alright, listen closely. I'm not going to beat around the bush. Ha ha ha. Your little body's changing - it's all good, believe me. Problem now is... every time we jerk the gerkin, we get a lot of unwanted sticky white stuff everywhere, right? Right. So... First order of business - no more socks. They're expensive, gumming up the works plumming-wise.

Now you might be thinking to yourself, "But, Uncle Andy, what do I do with all that pearl jam if I can't spew it into Mr. Sock?" Glad you asked... You can have a lovely time tugging the tiger in the shower each morning - that eliminates the need for a goo glove. But, the day is long, masturbation's fun, so unless we want to take 4 or 5 showers every day, we're gonna need some other options. So let's start with the basics. Tissues. Perfectly acceptable backstop for all that Creamy Italian. They can be rough and dry on such soft, sensitive skin and it can stick to your dick head like a fuckin' band-aid - ouch. From there we move on to more lubricated flack-catchers - specificially, bananas. Step one: Peel the banana. Step two: Slip the peel over your Randy Johnson and start pitching.

Now for extra credit, warm up the peel in the microwave. Not too hot! Serious yowza. Also, olive oil, moisturizer, honey, spit, butter, hair conditioner, and Vaseline can all be used for lube. In my opinion, the best lube... is lube. So save your allowance and invest in some soon.

Alright, moving on - when you tug your Thomas on the toilet - ffft - shoot right into the bowl. In bed - soft t-shirt, perhaps a downy hand towel of your very own that you don't mind tossing after tossing. There's no such thing as polishing the raised scepter of love too much.

It reduces stress, it enhances immune function. Also, practice makes perfect. So work on your control now, while you're a solo artist - you'll be playing some long, happy duets in the future. Ok - class dismissed.

The Death Is Coming

Final Destination 4 comes out on September 3 in Malaysia. Im sure that they will rate the movie into 18pg since the movie is very violent/gruesome accident, if we're lucky, maybe they will rate 15pg like in UK. Damn Malaysia, just a little bit of violent also want to rate 18, no matter what, we still can watch the movie by buying the DVD, so what's the point for rating? Lame....

Unlocked Characters In Forbidden Siren (part 1)

Kyoya Suda

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Wen Sern was the first one who play as him during the very first mission, he was unarmed until the third mission where he found a poker to defend himself and protect Miyako Kajiro (blind girl) from the shibitos, that level was finished by Cheng Yu with the help of us. It kinda of annoying to play as him because we were force to walk slowly so that Miyako can catch with us, i wish i can smack her, urgh!

Tamon Takeuchi

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He was the second character that we unlocked after Kyoya Suda's second mission (follow a nun named Hisako Yao). It was a little bit easy to play as him since he own a pistol as his weapon, a girl named Yoriko Anno was his companion that we must protect her and bring her to the goal as well. This mission was also completed by Cheng Yu by accidentally, he just crouch down and walk straight away after the hard work and then dont know why suddenly the screen appeared 'mission accomplished', lol!

Kei Makino
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Kei was the third character that we unlocked after Kyoya's third mission (with Miyako's). He got no weapon and flashlight in every missions that we had played so far, the first mission was also completed by Cheng Yu, the map and the objective were similar with Kyoya's second mission, just climb up the bus stop then run straight to a narrow way and completed. The second mission was kinda of slow, a girl named Tomoko Maeda was his companion at that time, there were a few snipers who patrolling the two stairs way and we were force to go around the map in order to get our goal, first played by Wen Sern then Cheng Yu but im the one who completed the end of the half mission.

Akira Shimura

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The oldest character in the game, unlocked after Kei's second mission (with Tomoko's). This is the hardest mission that we had gone through so far although the old man own a riffle gun, of course there is no such thing of free lunch in this world, most of our enemies were sniper too, we used to waste our time to sight jacking them. But this is ok to us, the thing that we were angry was actually we had made it to the place where the objective told us to go, but we didnt know that we have to climb over the collapsed wall to complete the mission, so we just went back to the yard and came back again and died.....

Shiro Miyata

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The last character that we unlocked on that day, this mission was not hard but complicated, the main objective for us is to turn on the light at the moutain hut, i made it to the hut and found the generator with empty gasoline, without the gas we cant turn on the stupid light, so we just wandering around to figure it out where can we find the gas, unfortunately, we always got shot by the sniper. I went to search the strategi guide in the internet and found out that we need to run back to the place where we started to get the gas from the abandoned car, the place where we got our weapon, i was like "wth"

Risa Onda
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The first female character that i unlocked today, she also got no weapon for the entire mission, even she does has, it just useless since i dont really need it. There was only one shibito that i must focus on, it always walk around the outside of the house where the only place that i can explore (the map is very small), im so lucky that i hide inside the kitchen during that time, because i dont really know that there is a shibito outside near me^^

Naoko Mihama
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Unlocked after Akira's second mission (new mission that i got today). The map is same with Akira and the objective was just opposite with him, she begins with no weapon but quickly found a pistol in the abandoned house (im sure Wen Sern and Cheng Yu know that). Her name is quiet funny too, sound like '你阿妈', lol! I heard that she's a famous model in Tokyo, but why she dressed like an aunty? Anyway, i think she is the strongest female character in the game since she's the only girl who has gun.

Reiko Takato
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Unlocked after Tamon's second mission (new mission that i just got it). The first mission is very very hard because a helpless kid (Harumi Yomoda) is your companion, if she get caught you'll game over straight, besides, Harumi runs like a 80-year-old grandma even though she's 10, everytime i fail the mission just because of her. The mission begin inside a school where i must help Harumi to escape, Reiko starts with no weapon until she found a crowbar in the gymnastic hall where we have to defeat the shibito principal, i finished the mission after more than 10 times retrying the game, the principal wokes up too fast even though you has defeat him, it only take 5 seconds.

Sometimes, i think Wen Sern was very right on Cheng Yu's gameplay, i dont know why he always keep luring the shibito to come after him =.=' It was like he's trying to commit suicide.

Melayu Boleh? Pui!!!

This few days, im arguing with a malay guy in youtube who named benten0000, i dont really know his real age when he said he's 25 but whatever he comment to me sound like a kid with no knowledge. In fact, he finally admit that he loves to watch ben 10 while he used to say he was using his brother's account, so i think he's lying on his age, what an idiot....

His life is so boring until have to complain the same thing about chinese, what balik itu balik sini, pig or kotor, even other people also realized that. This guy almost same with yoplox who is another dumbass who tried to defend me and Wen Sern but failed to do it, both of this guys really like to change the subject, but the benten guy is more teruk, when i said something about tudung, he replied me that it was their 'allah' who told them to wear it, and ask me to fuck off, i felt so strange that if he really respect his god, then why he still want to insult other people? Since when their 'allah' ask them to do so??

He immediately changed the subject after that, what a pussy + idiot. Kaum bersatu-padu? Pui! Bullshitting, i dont really sense that this country is very 'satu'. Only an idiot want to celebrate the independence day of Malaysia... who cares about this stupid country anyway? But im not the only one who argue with him, there are some several chinese also joined my team too.

Light Off, Games Please

I cant believe that i played PS2 with the light off for like about 9+ hours with Wen Sern and Cheng Yu! This was the first time i played horror game with them and i mean FIRST TIME.

It surprised me that Cheng Yu who actually finished some several complicated missions in Forbidden Siren as i thought he never play it, but of course me and Wen Sern were helping and giving ideas to each other instead of sitting there like a stone. Before Siren, me and Wen Sern were playing Obscure 2 while waiting for Cheng Yu to come, we both made a great team that we only game over twice during the whole game even though the gun ammunition and medicine became our main problems.

We managed to finish the 'first part' of the game before Cheng Yu arrived while we having our lunch. Meanwhile, the late comer and Wen Sern continued the 'second part' of game until the final battle with Kenny who turned into a scorpion monster like, i cant remember what had happened before Cheng Yu passed the controller to me, i think Stan's dead or something.

After watching the happy ending of Obscure 2, we quickly changed the game disc to Forbidden Siren which was the game for Cheng Yu to showdown, it was start with Wen Sern to played but he having a problem to pick up item, i can understand that because it's very hard to control as i told him in MSN.

We unlocked some several playable characters (all male) and met some of the non-playable characters (all female) who usually accompany you during the game, we already have many kind of problems when playing the earlier missions, i wonder what will happen to us during the future missions that awaiting us =.='

While we playing the doctor's first mission, it time for Wen Sern to go home, leaving me and Cheng Yu to continue the game but failed with many many times, we always got shot by the stupid sniper! So, we decided to gave up and went to play Splinter Cell: Double Agent ps2 version coop mode, the graphic is very sucks until i dont really have mood to play, i thought both Xbox and PS2 have the same kind of graphic, i was so God Damn Wrong!

We only played until the 2nd mission then Cheng Yu's father arrived to take him home. I really have a great time with them, looks like i didnt choose the wrong room too, it was kinda of comfort and cold^^ i brought some pillow and boasters from the other rooms to comfort them so they will not going to suffer while laying against the wall. Well, this is my own opinion, i dont know what the others felt but who cares? What a Black Thursday, lol!

Well , there was only one thing that i guess wrong, Cheng Yu was not the last person who wanted to play, so with everyone else. We did past the controller around, but not because of scared, we just trying to give other people a chance to play, who knows if that person has luck and complete the mission by accidentally? And we did scream, a scream of joy like 'Yeah' or 'Yahoo' that we finally finished the hard mission^^

At The Beginning

I found this beautiful song when im watching a disney cartoon called "Anastasia" at Star Movie on Astro. Believe it or not, the cartoon was based on a true story about an 8-year-old Russia princess who managed to escaped from the deadly murder of her Royal Family by an evil witch named Rasputin, they did changed the story to a fairy tale (especially the witch who doesnt exist in the true story) but hey, i think this is why they called it a Disney Cartoon^^

Ten years later after the princess grew up from the orphanage, she decided to learn her past and trying to reunion with her grandmother, Dowager Empress Marie Fyodorovna who was also the only family member left for the princess in Paris with the help of her 2 friends, Dimitri and Vladimir. The graphic is almost as good as the Spirited Away, and it became 1 of my favourite cartoon^^

Enjoy the song, "At The Beginning"

Black Thursday

We are going to have a horror experience this Thursday by playing Forbidden Siren, im still thinking that whether we want to play it in my room or my 2nd bro's room.

My Room

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☠Bigger space and bed for us to relax☠

☠Very dark and cold which will increase our fear meter☠

☠A little bit noisy because of the babies☠

Bro's Room

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☠Smaller space and bed for us to relax☠

☠Dark but a little bit bright because of the indoor window☠

☠Very very cold since the room is so small☠

☠Quiet like a cemetery (i think)☠

Both of the rooms have their own weaknesses and good point, so..... i dont know how to choose. Well, i think im the first one to begin the story of the game while the other 2 will watch me playing until i finish the mission, they didn't know that usually the beginning of the game is kinda of piece of cake, hahaha!, i bet that Cheng Yu will be the last one to play, lol!

Anyway, i wonder who will play as Harumi Yomoda who is the youngest character in the game (10-year-old), it's kinda of suck you know when you control her, no weapon, no accompany but run and hide and Game Over for thousand times, lol!

Wish us luck to complete the game without screaming or passing around the controller to each other XD

Shibitos, prepare to die this Thursday, oops! im sorry, you guys will never die because of your curse, well, prepare to pengsan for few seconds this Thursday, hahahaha! We three ghost 'bastards' will destroy you!!! Actually the graphic was not as good as the pictures above since the game was came out in 2000 something and for ps2 console.

H1N1 VS God

Yesterday at church, i heard some very funny stupid news about H1N1 from a doctor, all the things she said were just like an 'ABC' to us because we already knew whatever she just told us, that stupid doctor had wasted our breakfast time for like about 15 minutes before our Sunday School lesson start.

Besides, she also told us that dont use this excuse to absent the church or Sunday School every weekend, she said that the church is always save and God will help us keep away from the virus, i wanted to laugh when i heard this God thing, i mean, if God really can help us stay away from the virus, i dont think people are dying outside=.=

Not just the doctor encourage us to do so, even the church priests were also the same, he asked us to pray hard for the victims and hope they can recover soon, if pray can help them, im sure that the doctors will disappear in this world....

Come on people, there is no God in this world, if they do exist, then why the hell we need to study science?? Oh, wait a minute, God do help the victims, send them to heaven, lol!

Phobia

Phobia was my first horror story that i wrote when i was form 1, it's not a novel since it contain many short stories like a literature book that we usually study in school, the first series was "Early To Rise" and the second series was "Taxi Driver", the Taxi Driver is kinda of joke more than a horror story, but i bet many of you have heard before. As for the first one, is a little bit of confusing because of the time setting=.=' I'll post these 2 stories later, is kinda of short so i think i can type it and it wont take long.

Now, the newest and the third series is "Best Friend Forever" which is still in progressing, it's about 6 best friends (me & my friends) who promise to each other that they never separate or end their friendship no matter what happen for the up coming future. During the holiday, a horrible accident has killed one of the member when they having a camping trip through a lonely jungle, this is when things become spooky after the funeral of that guy, the remaining 5 friends who try to forget this unfortunate event are dying in one by one, before the victim dies, they usually will experience some horror things like face to face with their dead friend, bad dream, (whatever la) while the others wont feel anything until they are next, those horror experience sometimes will cause accident which will kill the victims.

All of them were haunted by their dead friend in order to stay together as their promised, NEVER SEPARATE (see, wish do come true, lol). After i finish this series, i'll plan another version of "Best Friend Forever" with different plot, just now it's all about boys, so the other version probably will all about girls^^.

PLZ DUN SIMPLY MAKE A PROMISE TO UR FRENZ!

Lucky Me

So lucky that my eldest brother burned the Splinter Cell: Double Agent for the Xbox version last 2 days ago, without it, i probably going to suffer during the holiday since my pc cant online anymore, yet.

Too bad, the game play is too short for me because i finished the entire game in normal mode in just 2 days half (the day where i can online again). The game is quiet different with the previous one, you have to choose your own role (bad or good) to play the game by completing the missions that your boss order you to do. Unlike the previous game, you have 2 bosses that you must listen (depend on you), if you want to be a bad guy then you have to do whatever Emile asks you to do, most of them are stealing information or kill the guards or civilian that you see, as for being a good guy, then you have to listen to Lambert's order, why both of them treat Sam like their dog??

Anyway, whatever you choose may effect your future missions and ending. Now, only left the coop mode that i havent finish yet, waiting for Wen Sern or Cheng Yu to help me finish it^^

My BFF, Wen Sern found these game that i wanted so long at Leisure Mall (so long didnt go there) this morning. Actually i bought the 2nd game at there too but i didnt noticed these series at all. THNX to him so much, even my cousins also want to say thank you to him^^

Happy Birthday

Classic Style

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Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to Audrey, Happy Birthday to you!!!

Christian Style

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*raise up your right hand first*

May the good Lord Bless you, May the good Lord Bless You, May the good Lord Bless Audrey, May the good Lord Bless you!!!

She's my Sunday School Teacher^^

Where, Where, Where!?

OMFG! Where can i buy the game please?? i keep asking myself for about half year already... I thought i can find it in Sg Wang when i went there with Wen Sern but oh boy that i was so wrong, the shops are actually worst than The Mines and Jusco.... There is still 1 more shop left where i can hunt, near behind my school (that's what i heard from Wen Sern), hope they got sell!!!!!

I need that game before X'mas and before my cousins come... :(

These game is pretty fun than the other horror games that you usually play, you wont find any boring time when you're playing, it doesnt mean that it's scary but with some other reason like you can play as many different characters, from kid to teenager to adult, the game was almost similar with Splinter Cell while you need to hide from the shibitos (the zombies in the game), the shibito/zombies will never die too, no matter how hard you attack them they still will get alive a couple of seconds later.

You cant grab a weapon when you play as a child, so you only can hide or run away from the shibitos, but when you get caught or even a small touch by the enemy, game over.... As for the teenager and adult, you can find a few weapons around the map, i dont know the maximun weapons that you can pick up in the 1st game but in the 2nd game you only can pick up 2 weapons like Halo.